Parokya Ni Edgar - Olops lyrics

you know there's dasher and dancer,

prancer and vixen, comet and cupid,

and donder and blitzen...

but do you recall the least famous reindeer of all?

hey olops

ohhh olops

i have a little story

about a not-so-famous reindeer

he is rudolph's younger cousin

and they were born on that same year

his name is little olops

and he was jealous of his peer

it was always rudolph red-nose

and olops, the other deer

now olops hated rudolph,

'cause he hated rudolph's fame

and he started treating rudolph

like a low-down dirty shame

olops, the other reindeer,

used to laugh and call him names

and he never let poor rudolph

join in any reindeer games

and so rudolph said to olops,

"why're you treating me this way?"

olops smiled and answered rudolph,

"'cause i think you're freakin' gay!

and i hate your shiny nose,

and come the eve of christmas day

i'll make sure that you won't be there

to pull on santa's sleigh!"

but olops did not know

that santa heard all that he said

and this made santa angry,

and he bonked on olops' head

then santa pulled on olops' neck,

which filled olops with dread

rudolph waved goodbye,

then gave a smile,

and then he said "you're dead!"

no one's ever heard of,

or has seen olops again

but they say olops' head

hangs in a wall in santa's den

the moral of the story is:

always be a friend

you would not want to end up

like olops in the end

olops the other reindeer

used to laugh and call him names

he never let poor rudolph

join in any reindeer games