you know there's dasher and dancer, 
prancer and vixen, comet and cupid, 
and donder and blitzen... 
but do you recall the least famous reindeer of all? 

hey olops 
ohhh olops 

i have a little story 
about a not-so-famous reindeer 
he is rudolph's younger cousin 
and they were born on that same year 
his name is little olops 
and he was jealous of his peer 
it was always rudolph red-nose 
and olops, the other deer 

now olops hated rudolph, 
'cause he hated rudolph's fame 
and he started treating rudolph 
like a low-down dirty shame 
olops, the other reindeer, 
used to laugh and call him names 
and he never let poor rudolph 
join in any reindeer games 

and so rudolph said to olops, 
"why're you treating me this way?" 
olops smiled and answered rudolph, 
"'cause i think you're freakin' gay! 
and i hate your shiny nose, 
and come the eve of christmas day 
i'll make sure that you won't be there 
to pull on santa's sleigh!" 

but olops did not know 
that santa heard all that he said 
and this made santa angry, 
and he bonked on olops' head 
then santa pulled on olops' neck, 
which filled olops with dread 
rudolph waved goodbye, 
then gave a smile, 
and then he said "you're dead!" 

no one's ever heard of, 
or has seen olops again 
but they say olops' head 
hangs in a wall in santa's den 
the moral of the story is: 
always be a friend 
you would not want to end up 
like olops in the end 

olops the other reindeer 
used to laugh and call him names 
he never let poor rudolph 
join in any reindeer games