Pansy Division - Curvature lyrics

I´ve got nothing against a man

Whose dick is hard straight

I´ll take it in my hand

It sure feels great

But there´s one thing

That turns me on for sure

And that is a man

Whose dick has got curvature

Curvature, curvature

Something that can peek out at me around the

furniture

Curvature, curvature

Something that really gets me off is curvature

When I get home with a guy

And it´s getting late

I can´t wait to gauge the angle of his tubesteak

When I get around

To opening his package

The guy who´s bent like the St. Louis arch

Is gonna have an advantage