Pansy Division - Crabby Day lyrics

I knew when i first met him

That i never would forget him

To find a beauty such as he in my bed was rare

To sleep with him i was excited

but later i was less delighted

When i found that special present he left

in my pubic hair

Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day

I´ll never forget him i´m sad to say

Leave me alone

I´m having a crabby day

So to the drugstore without haste

To solve the problem below the waist

Then the laundromat to disinfect my clothes

and sheets

Walking home who do i see

But the guy who gave those wretched vermin

to me

He quickly runs to opposite side of the street

Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day

To be treated in such a shabby way

Gimme a break,

I´m having a rabby day

At home a message is waiting

From a boy i´ve been contemplating

he´s leaving town for a month and wants

to see me tonight

After the lotion´s been applied

Can i be sure every one of those critters has died

Or take the risk of passing them on

for a long-awaited night

It´s such a crabby day, unhappy day

Why did have to call today

Get me out of this

I´m having a crabby day