Panic At The Disco - There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet lyrics

Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman

And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed

I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it

Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman

And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed

I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it

Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes, whoa-oh

Everything goes according to plan

I'm the new cancer, never looked better

And you can't stand it

I know because you say so under your breath

You're reading lips, "When did he get at all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

Never looked better

And you can't stand it

Next is a trip to the ladies room in vain

I bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas

Tonight, tonight, you are, you are the whispering campaign

To them, your name is "Cheap", and you look like sh--

Talk to the mirror, choke back tears

And keep telling yourself that, "I'm a diva."

Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box at your table

They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

I'm the new cancer, never looked better

And you can't stand it

I know because you say so under your breath

You're reading lips, "When did he get at all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

Never looked better

And you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

I've never looked better and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

I've never looked better and you can't stand it

And I know, and I know

It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

I've never been so surreptitious

So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know

It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

I've never been so surreptitious

So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know

It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

I've never been so surreptitious

So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch