Original Artist - When I'm Drunk guitar chord

When I'm Drunk

written 2005

CAPO III

INTRO: C G F C G

CHORUS:

C G

When I'm sober I'm hung-over tryin' not to pass out on the floor

F C G

From the weight of a thousand memories that I don't want no more

C G

Hearts I've broken along the way and tears I should've cried

F C G

Pride I should've swallowed down when I chose instead to lie

Am G C

So I button down the hatches and I wish myself some luck

F C D G

'Cause it only gets better now when I'm drunk

Em C

When I'm drunk I like to pretend that I can fly a plane

F G

One of the big ones with the rows of passenger seats

Em C

And every seat is filled with someone who looks a lot like you

F G

And then don't you think it would be neat

Em C

To take the plane into a nose-dive 'bout an inch above the ground

F G

Pull back up with only a breath to spare

Em C

I'd be laughing my ass off up behind the wheel

F G D

While you would have your peanuts in your hair......oh but

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When I'm drunk I am an agent with Hoover's FBI

I got a forty-four magnum on my hip

I bust down your door and raid your new beau's double-wide

And that son of a bitch don't dare give me no lip

I slap the handcuffs on you and I read to you your rights

And my eyes are as emotionless as coal

Your boy-toy makes a move and so I bust him in the head

Then you're in the slammer doin' life without parole......oh

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BRIDGE:

Am C

Since you broke my heart and ran off with your pimp

F G

The guy whose love is as fake as his orange tan

Am C E7 (let ring)

All I ever care about now is getting my revenge

F C G D

And I guess I'll do it the only way I can.......oh

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