Original Artist - Stress guitar chord

Stress

© 2004, Larry Mofle

6/2/04

Capo 4

Chorus:

G

S-T-R and E-S-S

C

How do I get out of this mess

G D D/C D/B D/A

I can’t take this pressure everyday

G

I’d get down on a bended knee

C

Even drop some LSD

G D G

If I could make this stress just go away

G

Got a letter from my ex’s attorney

C

Says she wants another “2K” from me

G

Mastercard just called up

A7 D

Now their suin’ for my pay

G

The taxman from the IRS

C

Wants my home and me arrested

G D G

Comes by my house at 3 most everyday

Chorus

Gas prices keep goin’ up

I have to stop at every pump

The money I pay Exxon

Is more than my take home pay

Got that crap going on in the Middle East

Why doesn’t someone go beat them

And make them get along

It’s Jesus’ way

Chorus

Barney Fife pulled me over just the other day

Said I was 25 over on the interstate

I better have a damn good reason

For goin' nowhere fast

I thought about it for a little while

And what I thought sure made me smile

If you really need to know

You can kiss my ass

Chorus