Original Artist - Move A Little Farther guitar chord

Move A Little Farther

Inspired by the overeating associated with Thanksgiving, this is

just my goofy parody of "Come a Little Closer" by Dierks Bentley.

Thanks to WildCard76 and others for the chords. If you don't think

flatulence is inherently funny, please don't read any fart(her).

Intro (E) (Asus2) (E) (Asus2)

Verse One

(E)Move a little farther away

(Asus2)If you feel like cuttin'(E)cheese(Asus2)

My eyes(E) are starting to water,(Asus2)

From all (E) of your s.b.d.'s (Asus2)

(C#m)This ain't somethin' that (Asus2) Glade can fix,

(C#m)Your breakin' wind is (Asus2) makin' me sick

(E)So move a little farther away

(Asus2)If you feel like cuttin'(E)cheese

Verse Two

Move a little farther away

If you feel like lettin' one go

Those beans you had last night

Are an ill wind startin' to blow

Somethin' that loud must leave a stain

In the room, even my dog won't remain

So move a little farther away

If you feel like letting one go

Bridge

I'm tak(Asus2)in' a stance

On your flatulence

Can't you(E) find a way

To stop (Asus2) all that gas

That you're gonna pass

Take(F#m) some Beano before gettin'(B) that way

Armpit Solo

Verse Three

Move a little farther away

If you feel like letting one go.

Light a match or raise gale warnings

When you feel it's gonna blow.

Wallpaper is startin' to curl,

I feel like I'm gonna hurl.

So move a little farther away

If you feel like letting one go

Outro

(E)So move a little farther away,(Asus2)

(E)Like maybe half a mile away,(Asus2)

(E)Move a little farther away,

(Asus2)If you feel like cuttin'(E)cheese.(Asus2) (E) (Asus2)

Fade out