Original Artist - I Hate Mexico guitar chord

I Hate Mexico

written 2005

CAPO I

INTRO: G

CHORUS:

D G

Oh God I hate Mexico, oh God I hate you

C D7 G

How I hate the warm blue sea, tanned senoritas too

D Cadd9

Oh Lord I hate Mexico, oh God I hate you

D C D7 G

Oh how I hate Mexico, and all the things you put me through

G D

Don't ya drink the water there, no matter what you do

C D7 G

Don't drink the liquor there, or you'll wake up next to you

G D

How I hate Maria, she brought me my lime

C D7 G

How I hate margaritas, I lost track of the time

CHORUS

Catalina the barmaid, mistress of the night

That fu-manchu mustache, who stole you from my sight

And how about que pasa?, now what the hell does that mean

El gringo sucio, yeah that's what they called me

CHORUS

Soft sand on the beaches, sunsets on the bay

A cold drink in my hand, watching the end of another day

How I hate thong bikinis, as far as the eye can see

And more margaritas, to bring you back to me

CHORUS

CHORUS 2:

Oh God I hate Mexico, oh darlin' I hate you

Oh how I hate stiff cold drinks, tanned senoritas y tu

Oh God I hate Mexico, oh God I still hate you

Yeah how I hate Mexico, and all the things you made me do