Original Artist - Honky-tonkin' Hell guitar chord

Honky-Tonkin' Hell

written 2005

INTRO: F G C

C

Open your eyes wonderin' what the hell

F

Well howdy son how could you tell

C G

That God has frowned on your lack of the steel guitar

C

Twin fiddlin's somethin' you never knew

F

Yeah I preffered a drum machine too

G C

Sacrifice the music to make yourself a star

Well they don't play no country here

And they only sell imported beer

And yeah that's a disco ball up above your head

Ain't no sawdust on the floor

But there's city folk here by the score

And those greesy cheeseburgers, mmm taste just like lead, 'cause

CHORUS:

F C

You're in honky-tonkin' hell my friend sit down

F G

You might wanna hold your breath while you look around

F C Am

'Cause all the waitresses are ugly, and the bartender don't give a damn

F G C

But in honky-tonkin' hell we got a hell of a band

The lead picker is dynomite

The drummer pounds, the keyboards wine

Unfortunately there ain't no country in their repetoire

They rock and roll and rant and rage

Every night it's the same old thing

Yeah but they're alright for a band without a steel guitar

CHORUS, see what I mean?

SOLO

No you won't here no songs of life

Or trains or tears or Saturday nights

But you're sure to hear plenty of punk and rap

No quarter-jukebox no open mike

You won't get to hear you like

But you gotta admit they're pretty good for a piece o' crap

CHORUS

F G C

Yeah in honky-tonkin' hell we got a hell of a band

C F C G

Yeah, they're a HELL of a band

C F C G C

Sound like hell, that is