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Posters On The Wall

By Lyle Brewer

Here's something you might find fun to play. It's about a guy who loves his

woman but doesn't always say and do the right thing.

It's meant to be played with an alternating bass. For the D chord, alternate

open D and Open A (5th string), for the A chord alternate Open A and E - 2nd

fret on the 4th string and for the G chord, alternate G on the 6th string and

Open D (4th string). The verses and chorus are all played the same. You'll

figure it out.

D

You wanna take down my posters, ‘cause they clutter up the wall

The ones hangin’ in the bathroom, the livin’ room and the hall

A

The ones that I bought at Wal Mart, at Costco and the mall

G A D

Your just jealous of the girl in them posters on the wall

I b’lieve you’re jealous, of Pam’la Anderson and me

You just sit there mopin’, and makin’ faces at the TV

Well, I won’t say a word, I’ll deal with it civilly

I’ll just sit here ignorin’ you and watchin’ VIP

Put up with it cause I love ya’, each meal is a work of art

And you don’t seem to mind it, when I cuss or burp or fart

And I really love them Saturday nights, you naughty little tart

When the lights go out, I can’t even tell you and Pam apart

Chorus

So if I seem a bit distant, don’t answer when you call

Don’t think nothin’ of it, don’t pay it no mind at all

I’m one happy, contented mule, just a-kickin’ in your stall

And I don’t love Pam’la Anderson, they’re just posters on the wall

Well, you tell me that you’re leavin’; I don’t pull my weight

Don’t bring you no flowers, won’t take you on a date

Well, I’d love to talk about it, but it’ll have to wait

But Tool Time ain't quite over and Baywatch starts at 8:00

Chorus

So if I seem a bit distant…

You ask me “If you love Pammy, then why’d you marry me?

You can hit the road anytime, California’s where you should be”

For the hundredth time, I like it here, I don’t wanna be free

Besides I seen the video, don’t measure up to Tommy Lee

Chorus

So if I seem a bit distant…

A BC girl, A BC boy, you know I got to go to bat

She’s just like my sister, a good lookin’ one at that

And you’re ev’ry bit the woman she is, you’re a sexy little cat

She’s just like you honey, but she ain’t quite that fat

Chorus

So if I seem distant…

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