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Boobs and Brakes

Jesse Maican

1,2,3,4!

Am C G F X2

(Am)I was raised in the (C) Indiana hills

(G) Mom cooked meals and (F) dad payed the bills

(Am)That's the way it's (C) always been

(G)preacher said be(F)ware of sin

(Am)Momma told me that I'd (C) grow up right if I

(G) Worked all day and (F) drank all night

(Am)My old school is a (C) stompin' ground when I

(G) graduate (spoken) I'm stomping out of this town but...

Chorus

(Am)If it has (C) Boobs or brakes, it's

(G) gonna give you (F) trouble

(Am)That's what my (C) daddy used to (G)saaaa(F)aaay...

(Am)If you fall in (C) love with something with

(G)Boobies or (F) Brakes

(Am) Boy, you'd (C) better run

(G)Far, far a(F)way...

Jimmy cracked corn, and nobody cared

Till the day that Jimmy cooked up crack in his shed

5-0 came knocking at his door said,

"We ain't playing around no more"

Old Mother Hubbard went to her Cupboard

To get her little doggy a bone...

When she bent over Rover, he drove her

(spoken) The dog had a bone of it's own...

He did the (Am) loose booty(C)

(G)Boot scootin' (F)rooty tootin' (Am)booty (C) (G)(F)

Chorus

Third verse different from the first

Jackie had a gun, put daddy in a hearse and

What's worse, is nobody knows

How the end of the songline really goes

I don't know just what I'd do

If I would fall in love with you

Life is a game, and I'm the kicker,

(spoken)Beer before liqour you ain't never been sicker but..

Chorus

Am C G F X4 (with hey yeah's)

There's a man with a big old car and a

Big old house and a big old girlfriend

Then there's me with this can of beer, this pick this guitar

and nobody to call my girlfriend

I don't know, but I've been told

The longer you live the more you get old

I'll sing it out loud even if I ain't a singer

If I (spoken)can't find the words, I'll just give 'em the middle finger cuz

Chorus

Went down to Tiajuana

Gonna get me some cheap dental work...

Am G Am

It's pretty much just the same four chords the whole songs, but you gotta play

it like it's the last song you'll ever play...make it rock

This song is copyright by Mr. Maican and his Bacon

Don't leave them alone with your beer

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