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The 31st Of Never

© 2003 Larry Mofle

8/7/03

I knew this gal I thought she was swell

And I chased her a long time

She’d barely give me a second look

And mumbled somethin’ ‘bout “when pigs fly”

I got up the courage to ask her out

And when I tried to set a date

I asked the question that begged an answer

And this is what she said

Chorus:

On the 31st of never around nine o’clock

Well, I’ll be waiting at home in a skimpy little dress

Waiting for your knock

And on the 31st of never, I hope I can wait

On the 31st of never, I’ll see you here

And baby, don’t be late

Well I guess I was just too excited

By her really sayin’ yes

I never really noticed those other things

She’d say under her breath

Something ‘bout a “snowball’s chance”

And when hell freezes over someday

I always thought I didn’t have a chance

But the temperature’s risin’ today

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