Orgy - Santa's Creepy Secret lyrics

hoping for a brand new bike

getting anxious just you wait and see

mommy please, everybody's got one

i hope you like working

'cause it's never gonna come

you promised me

someone's telling lies

they used to lie to me

someone's telling lies

expectation from the chimney

freaking disguise

because with lots to see

tinsel dreams of what they promised me

i'm on a merry go mission

with a carousel team

i hate to be the one

there is no santa claus

no santa claus

i hate to be the one that tells you

don't believe in phony fairy tales

gamma ray gun

space flight to six ten

flying over your head

headed straight to your friend

you're so lucky

now you're all grown up

with a badge and a gun

fighting crime in december

brings you tainted memories

if you got what you wanted

then you might be nice

you'll get your christmas wish

when you sleep with a fish

i hate to be the one

there is no santa claus

i hate to be the one

that tells you

don't believe in phony fairy tales

space flight to six ten

so holiday cheer

to the fine reindeer

and all the other crap

that goes with that

i'm sorry to say

so be careful whose lap you sit upon

you just might turn kris kringle on

your whispers they may, may, may

you'll get your christmas wish

when you sleep with a fish