Ookla The Mok - Cool lyrics

I'll get some John Lennon glasses, and then I'm gonna act weird

I'll get flare pants and sandals, and drive an old beat-up car

I'm gonna own a used bookshop, and smoke a nasty cigar

You can't

I can

No you can't

Yes I can

You won't

I will

No you won't

Yes I will yes I will

And you can't stop me

Cause I'm gonna be cool

(That's not cool)

(Yep it is!)

(That's weird... I'll tell you what cool is.)

I'm gonna listen to Mozart, I'm gonna listen to Brahms

I'm gonna rent a stretch limo and go to thirty-nine proms

I'm gonna sit in my bathrobe and read Swamp Thing all day

I'm gonna piss off my parents, and tell my girlfriend I'm gay

You can't!

Yes I can

No you can't!

Yes I can

You won't

I will

You will not!

Yes I will yes I will

And you can't stop me

Cause I'm gonna be cool

It doesn't matter what you say

It doesn't matter what they do

We'll do what we want to do anyway

We'll do what we want to

Yeah we can both be cool

Even though we're not the same

I will not be ashamed

Of anything I want to be

Anything we want to do

Anyone we want to be

That's cool

(and so's this!)

I'm gonna bench-press Rhode Island and have a thirty inch neck

I'm gonna jump through a doughnut just like they did in Star Trek

I'm gonna go skinny-dipping, but I won't worry about Jaws

I'll have a neat healing factor and adamantium claws

Well, you can't...

Yeah, well, I really can

Well, no, you can't

No, I can!

(No, I mean, it's not that it's not cool, it's just you can't have

adamantium claws...)

No, I can I can I can I can I caan!

And you can't stop me

(OK...)

Cause I'm gonna be cool

(Well, you know, that is pretty cool, Rand, I'll tell ya,

but so's this!)

I'm gonna burn my house down and marry Molly Yard

I'm gonna find Michael Jackson and slap him really hard

I'm gonna read all that Shakespeare that they assigned me in school

And then I'll win at Othello I'm gonna be cool

(What?)

I'm gonna be cool

(Oh.)

We're gonna be cool