OLD (O.L.D.) - Colostomy Grab-Bag lyrics

She walks around in her robe

To hide her bag of shit

Colostomy bag, reeks of crud

Embedded in her hip

Screaming at the bitch

She took my parking spot

I caught a whif of colostomy

And took off bown the block

Almost one month later

I saw her in the park

Perfect time for revenge

It was after dark

Hiding in the bushes

As she's walking by

Jumping out on the path

I piss into her eye

Blinded with urea

Stupid smelly bag

I took my hands with all my might

And squeezed her colostomy bag

She spun around about ten times

Until she heaved up brown

Leaving her all embarrassed

In a putrib mound