Oh No Oh My - I Have No Sister lyrics

I never had a sister that you didn't like You had three ugly brothers but still turned out all right, yeah I never had a girlfriend longer than three months you never had a boyfriend but married on a hunch so let's ride bikes into the sea and catch a bus outside the reef drive so deep that we can see thinks that we have to get off the bus driver laughs and he shakes his head says, "You're okay, I drive this route everyday" you're uneasy and you say you're scared and if I die at least you'll die too I never had a sister but you, you look swell wearing your matching shorts as often as the mail comes you look like Audrey Hepburn when you get all dressed up I have seen all your movies 'cause Audrey's a stone fox so let's ride bikes into the sea and catch a bus outside the reef drive so deep where we can see thinks that we have to get off The bus driver laughs and he shakes his head says, "You're okay, I drive this route everyday" you're uneasy and you say you're scared and if I die at least you'll die too