Offspring - Wrong Foot Amputated lyrics

The doctor had confesion

He tried to cure my disease

I was sweatin on the way to the op room

Getting sedatives to put me at ease

They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown

They give me anesthetic and they strap my legs down

"You won't feel a thing," is what the doctor told me

We're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...

HEY!!!

Man, you must be kidding me

Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated)

Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee

Take a bow! (You got the wrong foot amputated)

Hey-ay, that leg was fine

You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay! This ain't my day!

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"Ok, Mr. Johnson, I see you're here for the irreversable vasectomy."

"aryuhugh?"

"Well, we'll just get you shaved right here. This might sting a little."

"noooononooo"

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Don't wanna hear no excuses

Its already too late

Don't try to say I got a two for one sale

A woman that I know when through a similar fate

She came in for a checkup and they tied up her tubes

Another one had cancer and they took the wrong boob

The other leg was sick and was the one with gangreen

Why didn't they whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...

HEY!!!

Man, you must be kidding me

Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated)

Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee

Take a bow! (He's getting pretty aggrevated)

Hey-ay, that leg was fine

You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay! This ain't my day!