Offspring

Offspring - Beheaded lyrics

(c.w. mccallb. friesc. davis)

[on the cb]

Ahbreaker one-ninethis here’s the rubber duck. you gotta copy on mepig penc’mon? ahyeah10-4pig penfer shurefer shure. by gollyit’s clean clear to flag townc’mon. yeahthat

Big 10-4 therepig penyeahwe definitely got the front doorgood buddy. mercy sakes alivelooks like we got us a convoy...

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of june

In a kenworth pullin’ logs

Cab-over pete with a reefer on

And a jimmy haulin’ hogs

We is headin’ for bear on i-one-oh

’bout a mile outta shaky town

I says"pig penthis here’s the rubber duck.

"and I’m about to put the hammer down."

[chorus]

’cause we got a little convoy

Rockin’ through the night.

Yeahwe got a little convoy

Ain’t she a beautiful sight?

Come on and join our convoy

Ain’t nothin’ gonna get in our way.

We gonna roll this truckin’ convoy

’cross the u-s-a.

Convoy!

[on the cb]

Ahbreakerpig penthis here’s the duck. andyou wanna back off them hogs? yeah10-4’bout five mile or so. tenroger. them hogs is gettin’ in-tense up here.

By the time we got into tulsa town

We had eighty-five trucks in all.

But they’s a roadblock up on the cloverleaf

And them bears was wall-to-wall.

Yeahthem smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper;

They even had a bear in the air!

I says"callin’ all trucksthis here’s the duck.

"we about to go a-huntin’ bear."

[chorus]

’cause we got a great big convoy

Rockin’ through the night.

Yeahwe got a great big convoy

Ain’t she a beautiful sight?

Come on and join our convoy

Ain’t nothin’ gonna get in our way.

We gonna roll this truckin’ convoy

’cross the u-s-a.

Convoy!

[on the cb]

Ahyou wanna give me a 10-9 on thatpig pen? negatorypig pen; you’re still too close. yeahthem hogs is startin’ to close up my sinuses. mercy sakesyou better back off another ten.

Wellwe rolled up interstate 44

Like a rocket sled on rails.

We tore up all of our swindle sheets

And left ’em settin’ on the scales.

By the time we hit that chi-town

Them bears was a-gettin’ smart:

They’d brought up some reinforcements

From the illinoise national guard.

There’s armored carsand tanksand jeeps

And rigs of ev’ry size.

Yeahthem chicken coops was full’a bears

And choppers filled the skies.

Wellwe shot the line and we went for broke

With a thousand screamin’ trucks

An’ eleven long-haired friends a’ jesus

In a chartreuse micra-bus.

[on the cb]

Ahrubber duck to sodbustercome over. yeah10-4sodbuster? lissenyou wanna put that micra-bus right behind that suicide jockey? yeahhe’s haulin’ dynamiteand he needs all the help he c

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Wellwe laid a strip for the jersey shore

And prepared to cross the line

I could see the bridge was lined with bears

But I didn’t have a dog-goned dime.

I says"pig penthis here’s the rubber duck.

"we just ain’t a-gonna pay no toll."

So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight

I says "let them truckers roll10-4."

[chorus]

’cause we got a mighty convoy

Rockin’ through the night.

Yeahwe got a mighty convoy

Ain’t she a beautiful sight?

Come on and join our convoy

Ain’t nothin’ gonna get in our way.

We gonna roll this truckin’ convoy

’cross the u-s-a.

Convoy! ah10-4pig penwhat’s your twenty?

Convoy! omaha? wellthey oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. wellmercy

Convoy! sakesgood buddywe gonna back on outta hereso keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your...

Convoy! tail. we’ll catch you on the flip-flop. this here’s the rubber duck on the side.

Convoy! we gone. ’bye’bye.

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