Offspring - Beheaded lyrics
(c.w. mccallb. friesc. davis)
[on the cb]
Ahbreaker one-ninethis here’s the rubber duck. you gotta copy on mepig penc’mon? ahyeah10-4pig penfer shurefer shure. by gollyit’s clean clear to flag townc’mon. yeahthat
Big 10-4 therepig penyeahwe definitely got the front doorgood buddy. mercy sakes alivelooks like we got us a convoy...
Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of june
In a kenworth pullin’ logs
Cab-over pete with a reefer on
And a jimmy haulin’ hogs
We is headin’ for bear on i-one-oh
’bout a mile outta shaky town
I says"pig penthis here’s the rubber duck.
"and I’m about to put the hammer down."
[chorus]
’cause we got a little convoy
Rockin’ through the night.
Yeahwe got a little convoy
Ain’t she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain’t nothin’ gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin’ convoy
’cross the u-s-a.
Convoy!
[on the cb]
Ahbreakerpig penthis here’s the duck. andyou wanna back off them hogs? yeah10-4’bout five mile or so. tenroger. them hogs is gettin’ in-tense up here.
By the time we got into tulsa town
We had eighty-five trucks in all.
But they’s a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
And them bears was wall-to-wall.
Yeahthem smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper;
They even had a bear in the air!
I says"callin’ all trucksthis here’s the duck.
"we about to go a-huntin’ bear."
[chorus]
’cause we got a great big convoy
Rockin’ through the night.
Yeahwe got a great big convoy
Ain’t she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain’t nothin’ gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin’ convoy
’cross the u-s-a.
Convoy!
[on the cb]
Ahyou wanna give me a 10-9 on thatpig pen? negatorypig pen; you’re still too close. yeahthem hogs is startin’ to close up my sinuses. mercy sakesyou better back off another ten.
Wellwe rolled up interstate 44
Like a rocket sled on rails.
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left ’em settin’ on the scales.
By the time we hit that chi-town
Them bears was a-gettin’ smart:
They’d brought up some reinforcements
From the illinoise national guard.
There’s armored carsand tanksand jeeps
And rigs of ev’ry size.
Yeahthem chicken coops was full’a bears
And choppers filled the skies.
Wellwe shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin’ trucks
An’ eleven long-haired friends a’ jesus
In a chartreuse micra-bus.
[on the cb]
Ahrubber duck to sodbustercome over. yeah10-4sodbuster? lissenyou wanna put that micra-bus right behind that suicide jockey? yeahhe’s haulin’ dynamiteand he needs all the help he c
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Wellwe laid a strip for the jersey shore
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn’t have a dog-goned dime.
I says"pig penthis here’s the rubber duck.
"we just ain’t a-gonna pay no toll."
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says "let them truckers roll10-4."
[chorus]
’cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin’ through the night.
Yeahwe got a mighty convoy
Ain’t she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain’t nothin’ gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin’ convoy
’cross the u-s-a.
Convoy! ah10-4pig penwhat’s your twenty?
Convoy! omaha? wellthey oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. wellmercy
Convoy! sakesgood buddywe gonna back on outta hereso keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your...
Convoy! tail. we’ll catch you on the flip-flop. this here’s the rubber duck on the side.
Convoy! we gone. ’bye’bye.
