Nuts Can Surf - Paos (pay Dirt) lyrics

I was at the air show ,(in a dream),

and the plastic toilets were floatin, (down the stream).

and I bought an ax for a dollar, dipped it in the oil.

watching the books was impossible, and my lips were made of tin foil.

then I smoked a pencap, made out with the lamp,

kicked down the walls, shit on the amp.

put my feet on a handstand, I picked the pork.

speed reading with my eyes closed, living with a fork.

touchy-feely coin slots, headbangin in the dark.

by already got busy, an I'm break dancin at the park.

when it came around, like a suit case full of fire...

throwin fruit at the cardboard, called the pope a liar.

an I was swingin from a string, pullin tiles off the ground,

gave a thumbs up, to a disgruntled clown.

took a meat cleaver an I made some eggs,

ran into a hotwheels...broke my leg.

(c) 1995 Dellfold Entertainment & ncs