Nofx - What's The Matter With Parents Today lyrics

Mom and dad, howd ya get so rad. when exacly did you get so hip<br>Wearing tenage clothes you're always coming to my shows<br>And telling me that I should mellow out<br>I'ts absurd, you're singin everyword<br>Your not supposed to like my band, things I like you don't understand<br>So please put down down the roman coke, that's not behavior for old folk<br>Can't we just bang out on holidays<br>Dad and mum, what planet are you from<br>And what convinced you to pack up and leave<br>Doing drugs and asking me for hugs, what's the matter with parents today<br>Not again, when will it end<br>Dads dressing like motley crue and why moms hair dyed bright blue<br>There staying out till 2 or 3 and then having sex publicly<br>I tought the apple fell far from tree<br>Mom and dad I think you ought, to quit so much pot<br>And hanging with my friends<br>Laying round on the couch with my misfits records out<br>Sofly bangin your heads<br>Maybe it's just a passing phase<br>What's the matter with my parents these days