Nofx - Theme From A Nofx Album lyrics

Theme we're professional punkers we come from the sublures<br>After 15 years we still having fun<br>Now we're over 30 not looking so purty at least we got a beat up accordian<br>That's erik our drummer his fathers a plumber<br>He drank enough booze to get rhode island drunk<br>Now he's straight but smelly he's got one big belly<br>From living the good life provided by punk<br>Singnin singnin singnin<br>Buy me a beck's bear or pass me the bong<br>Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song<br>Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 doin just fine<br>El hefe is not satanic he's one hip hispanic<br>He grew up with one dozencousins and kin<br>He wears baggy pants and he knows how to break dance<br>You've seen him doing every impersonation<br>That melvin on six string so tell me I can't sing<br>Oh I know you can just don't do it around me<br>Stick with what you know<br>Playing guitar solo with hetson and watt in punk rock karaoke<br>Singnin singnin singnin<br>Buy me a beck's bear or pass me the bong<br>Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song<br>Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 doin just fine<br>My name is fat mike I'm obsessed by big lesbians<br>I've been a punk rocker for most of my life<br>I sing kinda flat I'm not really so fat<br>But that's how I hit them with a hook or a slice<br>I'm kent I do sounds look he's getting so round<br>I'm timmy the turtle he counts and he clicks<br>I'm gay I don't care someone please cut his hair<br>I'm limo from scotland so give me hanggis<br>Singnin singnin singnin<br>Buy me a beck's bear or pass me the bong<br>Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song<br>Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 doin just fine<br>Buy me a beck's bear or pass me the bong<br>Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song<br>Buy me a quamlude or chop me a lime we're pushin 40 we're doin just fine