This is a song that NOFX always plays live in Florida. It's hilarious.

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Here's one of the many verses

"The crystal meth is better in Floida.
The beaches are better in Florida.
The jewish people live longer in Florida.
But California's got better cocaine."

It carries on similarly for minutes, ending each verse with 
"But California's got better coocaine".

Have fun!