Got a no string guitar 
Got a sunn beta head
I'm a rock & roll Star
I aint no musician 
Some things are stranger than fishin' 

Know a beat on a drum 
Know how to sing outta key 
Got some perscription drugs
I aint no musician 
Some things are stranger than fishin'

Now I know what I am
Chop up a, another gram
Some of us have all the luck
No matter how much we fucking suck