Nofx - She's Nubs lyrics

NOFX- She's Nubs

Its kind of hard to wear high heels

Or slip on bananna peels

How does she get in and out of tubs?

I hope she don't get mad

I hope she thinks this song is good not bad...

Cause we think that she's totally rad she's nubs

No fingers no toes, she doesn't own elbows

No foot and teeth, no nobby knees to knock

She don't need knuckles or hands

To go see punk rock bands

She's always in the stands she's nubs

She can't pick up the phone

She can't get dressed alone

She's got no funny bone she's nubs

No shoe's, for feet; we sure do think she's neat

She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs

I asked her if she'd want a drink,

I asked her if she'd like two on two

I asked her to go out to the bar, for my friends

But all she said is no thanks no and no

Its time for us to leave, so i grabbed onto her sleeve.

Told her i'd see her at the next club

She got into a pack, some guy put her on his back

She said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

She's got beautiful eyes

Without calves and things

But without abs and thighs she's nubs

It's hard to get good head, or get tied to a bed

When all you've got is a body and head she's nubs.

She's nubs x6

Oh she may not walk the walk

And she may not like to talk

But boy she sure knows how to rock. She's nubs