Nofx

Nofx - Ribbed bass tab

I Noticed how there was no tabs for the ribbed as an album on

the whole, and i thought wow that wuld save time and all that,

so instead of stealing other peoples tabs, and puttin them all

in 1 big document, i set about doing a tab for every song from

ribbed one by one.

I starting doing this in december of 2002, and its taken me until

fukin may to do it….its not coz i have exams and coursework and

stuff to do aswell….its because these are high quality tabs…HONEST !!!

Anyway…first off the track listing, then away with ur first tab of

ribbed….the mighty green corn

o Green Corn

o Moron Brothers

o Showerdays

o Food, Sex & Ewe

o Just the Flu

o El Lay

o New Boobs

o Cheese / Where's My Slice

o Together On The Sand (I DIDNT TAB IT FOR OBVIOUS REASONS !)

o Nowhere

o Brain Constipation

o Gonoherpasyphilaids

o I Don't Want You Around

o The Malachi Crunch

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Band: NOFX

Song: Green Corn

Album: Ribbed

Tabbed By: George Juniper (G Dawg) (fartoosexy@hotmail.com)

This is a really cool, High energy song, its not too hard, but you

do have to be reasonably quik to play it correctly.

Green Corn

This is the intro, with the cool guitar solo at the beginning: REPEAT TWICE x2

G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------33333333333------------------------------|

A:-00-0-00-0-00-0-00-0-00-0-00-0-00------------------3-3--3------------------------|

E:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:-00-0000-00-0000-00-0000-0000-0000-00-0000-00-0000-00

Once u have played that thru twice, keep playing an open A ^ until the

appropriate time to play THIS…

Before the verse is about to begin, play this

G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:-----------------------------------------------------------------------22-2--22-2|

A:------------------3-3--0000---------------------------3-00-----------------------|

E:-1-0-1-0-1------------------------------1-0-1-0-1-----------3-3------------------|

VERSE:

G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:-----------------------------------3-3-3------------------------------3-3--------|

E:--5-5-5------1-1-1-1-1-1-1---------------3-3-3-3-3-3---1-1-1---------------------|

Then it’s the intro again

INTRO:

G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:---------------------------------------33333333333-------------------------------|

A:-00-0-00-0-00-0-00-0-00-0-00-0-00------------------3-3--3------------------------|

E:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

VERSE:

G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:-----------------------------------3-3-3------------------------------3-3--------|

E:--5-5-5------1-1-1-1-1-1-1---------------3-3-3-3-3-3---1-1-1---------------------|

POST VERSE:

G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0|

E:----------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-------------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----------------|

This bit comes after the second verse, when there are voices singing ‘ahhhhhhhhhhhh’

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:------------------------------------------------------0-2-3-2-5-3-----------------|

E:555-555-555-555---333-333-333-333---1111------------------------------------------|

PRE-SOLO:

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--------------3-|

E:---------------------------------------------------------------------1-0-1-0-1----|

GUITAR SOLO: X2

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:--------------------------------------5-5--5-5--5-5-------------------------------|

E:-5-5--5-5--5-5----3-3--3-3--3-3--------------------5-5--5-5--5-5------------------|

VERSE:

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:-----------------------------------3-3-3------------------------------3-3---------|

E:--5-5-5------1-1-1-1-1-1-1---------------3-3-3-3-3-3---1-1-1----------------------|

OUTRO:

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:--------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5-5----0-2-3-2-----------------------|

E:-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------------------------------------------3-/-5-/-0-------|

^

Do this very last bit in 1 smooth sliding action, from 3 to 5 off to an open, it sounds funky.

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MORON BROTHERS

Band: NOFX

Song: Moron Brothers

Album: Ribbed

Tabbed By: George Juniper (G Dawg) (fartoosexy@hotmail.com)

This is indeed a very cool song, it isn’t too hard, but hitting the

rhythm points for the intro can be sometimes quite hard. Its pretty

easy though, and wasn’t hard to workout at all.

INTRO: Part 1.. play 4 times

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:-3-3--3-3-3-----------------------3---5-5--5-5-5--7-7---8-8--8-8-8-8--------------|

E:--------------3-3----1-1--1-1-1---------------------------------------------------|

Rest……then

Part2:

G-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A---3-3--3-3-3----------------------------3-3--3-3-3-3------------------------------|

E---------------------3-3---1-1--1-1-1------------------------3-3--3-3-3-3----------|

Part 3:

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:-3(x12)------------------------------------- 3-3-3-5-5-5-8-8-8--8-8--7-7----------|

E:-------------3(x12)----1(x12)-----------------------------------------------------|

MAIN VERSE: play twice

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:--3-3--3-3-3-3------------------3-3--3-3-3-3-3-3----------------------------------|

E:-------------------1-1--1-1-1-1-----------------------3--1-1-1-1------------------|

Part2:again

G-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A---3-3--3-3-3----------------------------3-3--3-3-3-3------------------------------|

E---------------------3-3---1-1--1-1-1------------------------3-3--3-3-3-3----------|

MAIN VERSE: play twice

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:--3-3--3-3-3-3------------------3-3--3-3-3-3-3-3----------------------------------|

E:-------------------1-1--1-1-1-1-----------------------3--1-1-1-1------------------|

PRE CHORUS

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:---3-3--3-3-3-----------------------3-3-3-5-5-5-8-8-8-7-7-7-7---------------------|

E:------------------3-1-1--1-1-1-1--------------------------------------------------|

CHORUS: play twice

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:---3-3--3-3-3-3-------------------------------------------------------------------|

E:------------------------3-3--3-3-3-3-----1-1--1-1-1-1-----3-3--3-3-3-3------------|

POST CHORUS:

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:--3-3-3--------------------------------3-3-3--------------------------------------|

E:----------3-3-3---1-1-1-1-1-1----------------3-3-3---1-1-1-1-1-1---3-3-3-3-3-3----|

BRIDGE: Part1 (parts in brackets are optional, but I play em coz it funks it up a bit)

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:-3---3-2----2---2-0----0------------------------------------0-2-3)----------------|

E:--------------------------------3----3-1----1-0---0-3--(3-3-----------------------|

BRIDGE: part2 (parts in brackets are optional, but I play em coz it funks it up a bit)

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:------------------------------5--5----3-3---2-2-----5--5—(5-5)--------------------|

A:-3---3-2----2---2-0----0----------------------------------------------------------|

E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

BRIDGE: Part1 - again

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:-3---3-2----2---2-0----0------------------------------------0-2-3)----------------|

E:--------------------------------3----3-1----1-0---0-3--(3-3-----------------------|

INTRO: Part 1.. play once

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:-3-3--3-3-3-----------------------3---5-5--5-5-5--7-7---8-8--8-8-8-8--------------|

E:--------------3-3----1-1--1-1-1---------------------------------------------------|

Part:4

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:--------------------------3--3-3-3-3----------------------------2-3-3---3-3-3-3---|

A:-- 3-3--3-3-3-------------------------3-5-5--5-5-5-5------------------------------|

E:-----------------------3----------------------------------------------------------|

Part:5

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:---3--2--0------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E:--------------------3----1-1-1-1---------3-3-3-3----------------------------------|

PRE CHORUS

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:---3-3--3-3-3-----------------------3-3-3-5-5-5-8-8-8-7-7-7-7---------------------|

E:------------------3-1-1--1-1-1-1--------------------------------------------------|

OUTRO1:

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:---3-3--3-----3-3-3-3--3-3--------------------------------------------------------|

E:--------------------------------3-3-3-3--3-3------1-1-1-1—1-1------3-3-3-3—3-3----|

OUTRO2:

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:-3-3--3-------------------------------3-3--3--------------------------------------|

E:----------3-3--3----1-1--1--1-1--1---------3-3--3---1-----------------------------|

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SHOWER DAYS

Band: NOFX

Song: Shower Days

Album: Ribbed

Tabbed By: George Juniper (G Dawg) (fartoosexy@hotmail.com)

This is probably one of THE coolest songs on the whole of Ribbed,

but the intro can be a bitch to play.. what I am basically trying to

say is…. My intro may not be 100% correct, but then I doubt anyone’s

is, but I play it this way, and u just got to play it hard and fast

and it will sound about right, u got a few hard rhythm points to hit

long the way, so good luck.. and good luck with the rest of it.

INTRO1: play 6 times

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:--0-0--3-0--3-5----0-0--3-0-3--2--------------------------------------------------|

E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

K… I am gona honestly wish u guys luck with this next bit, this bit

is such a bitch to play. and it’ll near kill u if u cant get it

RIght…but determination is the road to success. keep going dudes.

Im really not sure if this is even right, so best of luk, and if u

have any suggestions email me.

INTRO2:play 4 times

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:0-3-0-3-5-3--3-6-8-6-8-5--7-10-11-10-12-10-7-10-12-------------------------------|

E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

PRE VERSE:

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:------------------------2-2-2--2-------------------------3-3-3--3--2-2-2--2-------|

A:-0-0-0--0--3-3-3--3------------2-2-2--2---0-0-0--0------------------------1--1--1-|

E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Play intro 1 quickly ONCE before it breaks into the main verse

MAIN VERSE: play 2x

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:0-0-0-0-0-0--3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5---------------------------------------------|

E:---------------------------------------------------------1---1-----3—3------------|

INTRO1: play once

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:--0-0--3-0--3-5----0-0--3-0-3--2--------------------------------------------------|

E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

INTRO2:play once

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:0-3-0-3-5-3--3-6-8-6-8-5--7-10-11-10-12-10-7-10-12-------------------------------|

E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

MAIN VERSE: play 2x

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:0-0-0-0-0-0--3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5---------------------------------------------|

E:---------------------------------------------------------1---1-----3—3------------|

INTRO1: play once

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:--0-0--3-0--3-5----0-0--3--0--3--2------------------------------------------------|

E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

PRE CHORUS: play once

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:------5-5-5-------------------------3-3-3-----------------------5-5-5-------------|

E:1-1-1--------5-5-5--5-5-5-----1-1-1------3-3-3--3-3-3----1-1-1--------5-5-5--5-5-5|

CHORUS: play once

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:-----------------------------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3---3-3-3-3-3-3-3|

A:------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5------------------------------------|

E:-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--------------------------------------------------------------------|

INTRO1: play once

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:--0-0--3-0--3-5----0-0--//12------------------------------------------------------|

E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

BREAK: play once

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E:5-------3-------1---3-------------------------------------------------------------|

Pulse Intro1 on and off….last time round, just before the Guitar solo slide to the

twelfth fret on the A string.

GUITAR SOLO Part 1: play once

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:--------------X2------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----3-3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3-3-3-3-3--0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------|

E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

GUITAR SOLO Part2: play once

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:-3-3-3----0-0-0--------0-0-0-0---3-3-3--------------------------------------------|

A:-------------------3-3-3--------------------5-5-5-5--3-3--------------------------|

E:--------------------------------------------------------------3-3-3---------------|

PRE CHORUS: play once

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:------5-5-5-------------------------3-3-3-----------------------5-5-5-------------|

E:1-1-1--------5-5-5--5-5-5-----1-1-1-------3-3-3--3-3-3----1-1-1-------5-5-5--5-5-5|

CHORUS: play once

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3---3-3-3-3-3-3---|

A:------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5------------------------------------|

E:-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--------------------------------------------------------------------|

OUTRO:

G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:--0-0--3-0--3-5----0-0--3--0--3--2------0-0--3-0--3-5-//12-12-12-12-12-12-12------|

E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

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Band:Nofx

Album:Ribbed

Song:Food Sex And Ewe

Tabbed By:George Juniper (G dawg)

This sounds pretty much IT, it sounds better than the other tab (no

offence mate, but nice try!), sum could find this tricky, but have a

go at it, and good luck.

Although this is a pretty short song, it does repeat things a lot,

but I have mapped out the order in which to play everything, it may

look long, but its only a 1min 50 0dd long song, so ur not exactly

playin’ stairway to heaven. :D

This is a pretty cool song, 1 of my friends who got me into NOFX, I

think this is one of her favourite songs.

Intro:

G:-------------------------------------------------------|

D:-------------------------5-----------------------------|

A:-5h7--7-7-7---5h7--7-7-7----5h7--7-7-7---5-7-5---------|

E:-----------------------------------------------7-5-3-0-|

Pre Verse:

G:-------------------------|

D:-------------------------|

A:-------------------------|

E:--3---------3------------|

Main verse:

G:----------------------------------------------------|

D:-------------5---7-5-4-5-4-2-0---0-2-0--------------|

A:-----2-3-5-----5---------------3-------35-5---------|

E;---3------------------------------------------------|

Main verse variant:

G:------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------|

A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------|

E:-3----------------------------------------------------|

Chorus:

G:-------------------------------------------|X3

D:-------------------------------------------|

A:---3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5----------------|

E:-------------------------------------------|

Main verse variant:

G:------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------|

A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------|

E:-3----------------------------------------------------|

Main verse:

G:----------------------------------------------------|

D:-------------5---7-5-4-5-4-2-0---0-2-0--------------|

A:-----2-3-5-----5---------------3-------35-5---------|

E;---3------------------------------------------------|

Main verse variant:

G:------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------|

A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------|

E:-3----------------------------------------------------|

Chorus:

G:-------------------------------------------|X3

D:-------------------------------------------|

A:---3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5----------------|

E:-------------------------------------------|

Pre Verse variated:

G:---------------------------------------|

D:---------------------------------------|

A:---------------------------------------|

E:--3----3-----3--------3-3-3-3-3-3------|

Main verse:

G:----------------------------------------------------|

D:-------------5---7-5-4-5-4-2-0---0-2-0--------------|

A:-----2-3-5-----5---------------3-------35-5---------|

E;---3------------------------------------------------|

Main verse variant:

G:------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------|

A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------|

E:-3----------------------------------------------------|

Chorus:

G:-------------------------------------------|X3

D:-------------------------------------------|

A:---3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5----------------|

E:-------------------------------------------|

Main verse variant:

G:------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------|

A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------|

E:-3----------------------------------------------------|

Main verse:

G:----------------------------------------------------|

D:-------------5---7-5-4-5-4-2-0---0-2-0--------------|

A:-----2-3-5-----5---------------3-------35-5---------|

E;---3------------------------------------------------|

Main verse variant:

G:------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------|

A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------|

E:-3----------------------------------------------------|

Chorus:

G:-------------------------------------------|X3

D:-------------------------------------------|

A:---3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5----------------|

E:-------------------------------------------|

Main verse variant:

G:------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------|

A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------|

E:-3----------------------------------------------------|

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JUST THE FLU

Song: Just The Flu

Album: Ribbed

Artist: NOFX

Tabbed by: George Juniper (G Dawg)

This song is a pretty darn sweet addition, to the ribbed album, and I

don’t think the album would be the same without it, it has a raw punk

rock sound, with ribbed’s signature fast guitar solo’s. SWEET!

I know I say every song that I tab is fukin brilliant, but that is

because ribbed is a brilliant album, and probably ONE of my favourite

NOFX albums.(there’s sooo many to choose from!)

Intro: Play this part every time you have played the first bit 3 times

G:------------------------------------|----------------------------|

D:------------------------------5-----|----------------------------|

A:-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-5-6-7-------------|----3-3-3--2-2-2------------|

E:------------------------------------|-------------------3-3-3----|

Guitar solo:

G:-----------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------3-3-3--3-3-3----------------5-5-5--5-3-2---------|

A:-0-0-0--0-0-0---------------3-3-3--3-3-3-------------------------|

E:-----------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse:X4

G:-----------------------------------------------------------------|

D:-------------------------------------------------5-5-5--5-5-5----|

A:-0-0-0--0-0-0----------------3-3-3--3-3-3------------------------|

E:-----------------1-1-1--1-1-1------------------------------------|

Chorus: X2 *=play 12X

G:---------------------------------|

D:----*---------------*------------|

A:---0--------*------3--------*----|

E:-----------1---------------3-----|

Bridge:

G:-------------------------------------|

D:-------------------------------------|

A:-------------------------------------|

E:---5-5--3-6-6--5----8-6-5-5-5--------|

Solo2:

G:----------------------------------------------------------------|

D:-3-3-3--3-3-3-------------------5-5-5--5-3-2---3-3-3------------|

A:----------------3-3-3--3-3-3-----------------------------3-3-3--|

E:----------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse:X4

G:--------------------------------------------------------------|

D:-------------------------------------------------5-5-5--5-5-5-|

A:-0-0-0--0-0-0----------------3-3-3--3-3-3---------------------|

E:-----------------1-1-1--1-1-1---------------------------------|

Chorus: X2 *=play 12X

G:------------------------------------------------------|

D:----*---------------*---------------------------------|

A:---0--------*------3----------------------------------|

E:-----------1---------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3>5>3----------|

> = slide to note

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EL LAY

Song: El Lay

Album: Ribbed

Artist: NOFX

Tabbed by: George Juniper (G Dawg)

Get out of ma way, cant u see im from el lay!

This song is pretty cool as well, but beware of the octave change u

may have to be careful, as it changes throughout the song.

Main:X4

G:--------------------------------|

D:--------3-3-3-------------------|

A:--0-0----------3-3--------------|

E:---------------------3-3-3 -----|

Verse:X4 Play end part Once You have played the first bit 4x

G:----------------------------------------------|-------------|

D:-----------3-3-3-3----------------------------|-------------|

A:-0-0-0-0-----------3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5---------|------/8-----|

E:----------------------------------------------|---1---------|

Main:X2

G:--------------------------------|

D:--------3-3-3-------------------|

A:--0-0----------3-3--------------|

E:---------------------3-3-3 -----|

Verse:X4 Play end part Once You have played the first bit 4x

G:----------------------------------------------|-------------|

D:-----------3-3-3-3----------------------------|-------------|

A:-0-0-0-0-----------3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5---------|------/8-----|

E:----------------------------------------------|---1---------|

Main riff Variation: h=hammer-on

G-----------------------------------------------|

D-------3-3-3-----------------------------------|

A---0-0-------3-3-------5h7-5h7-5h7--3----------|

E-----------------3-3-3-----------------------5-|

Main:X2

G:--------------------------------|

D:--------3-3-3-------------------|

A:--0-0----------3-3--------------|

E:---------------------3-3-3 -----|

~~THE TUNE CHANGES HERE AND GOES SLIGHTLY HIGHER!~~

Verse 2: X4

G:------------------------------------------------|--------------|

D:-----------5-5-5-5------------------------------|--------------|

A:-2-2-2-2-----------5-5-5-5-----7-7-7-7----------|--------/10---|

E:------------------------------------------------|--3-----------|

Main riff 2: X2

G:-------------------------------------|

D:--------5-5-5------------------------|

A:--2-2----------5-5-0-0-0-------------|

E:-------------------------------------|

Verse 2: X2

G:------------------------------------------------|--------------|

D:-----------5-5-5-5------------------------------|--------------|

A:-2-2-2-2-----------5-5-5-5-----7-7-7-7----------|--------/10---|

E:------------------------------------------------|--3-----------|

Outro h=hammer-on

G:-----------------------------------------------|

D:-------5-5-5-----------------------------------|

A:-2-2----------5-5-0-0-0--7h9--7h9--7h9-5-------|

E:-------------------------------------------7---|

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NEW BOOBS

Song: New Boobs

Album: Ribbed

Artist: NOFX

Tabbed by: George Juniper (G dawg)

This song is quite Cool, the voice choir bit at the end will make you

chuckle for sure.

This song variants so *** much, so where it says, > go onto the next

line carrying it on. Ok?

Well this is quite hard coz of its variations, but I wish you luck

with it all the same.

# intro # *=play 4X %=pause

G:----------------------------------------------------*--|

D:---------------------------------------------------5---|

A:---7-7-%%%%%%%%%%%%%-7-7-%%%-7-5-7-%%%-3-3-3-3-2-2-----|

E:-------------------------------------------------------|

Line: X2

G:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:-----------------------------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-|

A:---------------5-5-5-5-3-5---0-0-0-0---------------5-5-5-3-3-3-3-2-2-----------|

E:---0-0-3-0-3----------------3------------0-0-3-0-3-----------------------------|

Verse: X2 *=play 5-6X #=play 3X

G:---------------------------------------------------------------------|>

D:----*-------*-------*---------------*-------*-------*----------------|>

A:---7-------7-------7---------------5-------5-------7-----5-------5-6-|>

E:---------------------------0-2-3-2-------------------------00303-----|>

G:-------------------------------------------------------------------|>

D:----*-------*-------*-------------------*-------*-------*-------*--|>

A:---7-------7-------7-------7-9-10-9-5-------5-------0-------0------|>

E:-------------------------------------------------------------------|>

G:----------------------------------------------|>

D:----*-------*-------#--7-6-7-9-7-6-7-6--------|>

A:--7-------7-------0------------------------9--|>

E:----------------------------------------------|>

End of verse *=play 6X

G:-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*----------|

A:---7-------7-------0-------0-------5-------5-------0-----/12-------7--|

E:-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

Line: X2

G:------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-|

A:---------------5-5-5-5-3-5---0-0-0-0---------------5-5-5-3-3-3-3-2-2----------|

E:---0-0-3-0-3----------------3------------0-0-3-0-3----------------------------|

# bridge #

G:-----------------------------|

D:-----------------------------|

A:------/7--------/7-----------|

E:---0---------0---------------|

Verse 2: X2 *=play 5-6X #=play 3X (Now my body is a model...) >

G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------|>

D:----*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*----------------------|>

A:---7-------7-------7-------7-------5-------5-------7-----5-------------5-6-|>

E:---------------------------------------------------------------0-0-3-0-3---|>

G:-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----*-------*-------*-----------------*-------*-------*-------*----------|

A:---7-------7-------7----------------5-------5-------0-------0-------7----|

E:---------------------------0-2-3-2---------------------------------------|

Voice choir line (new boobz—jugs)

G:-----------------------------|

D:-----------------------------|

A:---3-3-2-0-0-----------------|

E:-------------3-1-1-1-3-3-3---|

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CHEESE/WHERES MY SLICE ?

Song: Cheese/where’s my slice

Artist: NOFX

Album: Ribbed

Tabbed By: George Juniper (G-Dawg)

This song is very cool..has a kinda political side to it…which is

sometimes refreshing to NOFX’s Normally Meaningless , But None The

Less BRILLIANT songs.

This song variates A LOT so be careful, where the verses and chorus’

change their tune, I have put ie:chorus2 etc, to show that they are

similar but different to the ones that have come before, so that’s

there to help you so you don’t trip the *** over on ur way to NOFX

glory!

Have Fun, And on this intro bit, u gota play the 0-2-3 bit well fast,

it sounds funky, may be hard at first but you will eventually get

there!! Go for it!

…god I wrote a lot there

intro *=play 3X #=play 7X

G:-------------------#------|

D:--#--------0-2-3--3--*---*|x2

A:-0---0-2-3----------3---2-|

E:--------------------------|

G:--------------#---------|

D:--#------0-2-3--------*-|

A:-0--0-2-3----------3----|

E:------------------------|

G:-------------------#----------------------|

D:--#--------0-2-3--3--*---*------0---2-2-2-|

A:-0---0-2-3----------3---2-----------------|

E:------------------------------------------|

Verse: play all notes 6X

G:---------------------------------------------------|

D:---2---------------3-------------------------------|

A:-----------3---------------3-----------------------|

E:-------1-------3-------3-------1---3---1---3---3---|

chorus: play all notes 12X

G:-----------------------|

D:-----------------------|

A:---3-------0-----------|

E:-------------------1---|

Bridge: *=play 6X

G:--12*-----11*-----11*------9*-----12*-----12*--11-14*---12-14*-->>

D:---------------------------------------------------------------->>

A:---------------------------------------------------------------->>

E:---------------------------------------------------------------->>

>Bridge:

>--12*--11-12-16-14-12-11---|

>---------------------------|

>---------------------------|

>---------------------------|

verse2: play all notes 6x

G:---------------------------------------------------|

D:---2---3-----------3-------------------------------|

A:-----------3---------------3-----------------------|

E:---------------3-------3-------1---3---1---3---3---|

chorus2: *=play 12X

G:-----------------------------------------|

D:----*-------------------3-2--5-4--7-6----|

A:---3--------*-------*------3----5----7---|

E:-----------0-------1---------------------|

verse3: Play all Notes 6x

G:---------------------------------------------------|

D:---4---------------5-------------------------------|

A:-----------5---------------5-----------------------|

E:-------3-------5-------5-------3---5---3---5---5---|

chorus3: play all notes 12x

G:-------------------------------------------------------|

D:-------------------------------------------------------|

A:---5-------2---------------5-------5-------------------|

E:-------------------3-----------------------2-------3---|

Outro: *=play 12x

G:------------------------------------------|

D:----*-------------------------------------|

A:---5--------*-------*----5-4--7-6--9-8----|

E:-----------2-------3---------5---7----9/--|

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NOWHERE

Song: Nowhere

Artist: NOFX

Album: Ribbed

Tabbed By: George Juniper (G Dawg)

This songs okay, not great but it has a few variations u gota look out for, have fun.

Intro1:

G:-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A:-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E:- 5--0-5--0-5-0--5--0-5--0-5-0--5--0-5--0-5-0--5--0-5--0-5-0--|

Intro2:

G:--------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----------------------------------3----3----3-----------------|

A:-------------------------------------3----3---3----3----3-5-3-|

E:-5--0-5--0-5-0-5--0-5--0-5-0----------------3----3------------|

Verse: *=play 6x

G:-----------------------*-----------*---*--|

D:--------*---------*--3----*---*--3---5----|

A:---0---3----*---5-------3---5-------------|

E:-----------3------------------------------|

Solo:

G:---------------------------------------------------------------|

D:--------------------------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3--|

A:--3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5------------------------|

E:---------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse2: *=Play 6x

G:--------------------------------*---*--|

D:----*---*-------*-------*---*--3---5---|

A:---0---3----*--5----*--3---5-----------|

E:-----------3-------1-------------------|

Verse3: *=Play 6x

G:--------------------------------*---*--|

D:----*---*-------*--3--------*--3---5---|

A:---0---3----*--5-------3---5-----------|

E:-----------3---------------------------|

Solo: x3

G:------------------------------------------------------------------|

D:--------------------------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-----|

A:--3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5---------------------------|

E:------------------------------------------------------------------|

Outro:

G:-5--0-5--0-5-0|----------------------------------------------------------->

D:-----------------|-------------------------------------------------------->

A:-----------------|3----3----3---3----3----3------6----6---6----6----6-8-6->

E:------4X--------|---3----3---3----3----3---3-4----4----4---6----6--------->

Outro Continued:

----------------------------------------------------------------------------17---|

--10---10---10--10---10---10------13--13--13--------13--13--15-13—17---15-17-----|

-----10---10--10---10---10—10-11---11--11—11-13--13--13------15--15--------------|

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

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BRAIN CONSTIPATION

Song: Brain Constipation

Artist: NOFX

Album: Ribbed

Tabbed By: George Juniper (G dawg)

This song is probably the worst song off of ribbed, even if it is the

worst, there’s still not a bad NOFX song in circulation (excluding

the whole of maximum rock n roll, even that is gold though)

This is still kinda fun to play, some of it is hard to make out so

don’t come cryin if its wrong.

The intro is well lon, i done it as intro and intro continued, play

continued as if it is the same lie as intro.

Intro:

G------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

D------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

E---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-3-/5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-3-/-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-

Intro continued:

---------------------------------------5|

------------------------------------5---|

--------3-0-3-5-3-0-0-0-3-0-3-5-7-------|

3---------------------------------------|

Verse: (pause after each go) X2

G--------------------------------------------------------------|

D--------------------------------------------------------------|

A--------------------------------------------------------------|

E---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-3-/-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|

Verse2: *= Play X6

G----------------------------------------------5--4--------------->

D----------------------------------------------------------------->

A------*-*--5-5-5-3-----*-5-5-5-----*-*-5-5-5-------------*--5-5-5>

E---5-5-5------------3-3---------5-5-5-----------------3-3-------->

>verse2

>---------------------------------------------/END1----|

>-------------------------------------------------------|

>------*-*-5-5-5-3-------*-5-5-5----*-*-5-5-5---5--0----|

>---5-5-5----------3—-3-3--------5-5-5--------3---------|

bridge: ‘I'm going away’ *=play 16X #=play 12X

G---------------------------------------------------------------------|

D----------------------------*-----------*----------------------------|

A----*-----------*----------7-----------8------------#--------5-5-5---|

E---1-----------3-----------------------------------3-----------------|

Verse2: *= Play X6

G----------------------------------------------5--4--------------->

D----------------------------------------------------------------->

A------*-*--5-5-5-3-----*-5-5-5-----*-*-5-5-5-------------*--5-5-5>

E---5-5-5------------3-3---------5-5-5-----------------3-3-------->

>verse2

>-------------------------------------------------------|

>-------------------------------------------------------|

>------*-*-5-5-5-3-------*-5-5-5----*-*-5-5-5---5--0----|

>---5-5-5----------3—-3-3--------5-5-5--------3---------|

Bridge intro:

G---------------16--------------|

D---------14-16----16-14h16-16--|

A---0/////----------------------|

E-------------------------------|

:

# bridge2 # *=play 12X #=play 7X >

G-|-------------------2X----------------------------|->

D-|----*--------------------------------------------|->

A-|10-8--------------10-10-10----10-7-10-7-10--10--#|->

E-|---------------------------0-0----------------10-|->

>bridge2

>----------------------------------------------11--12--11----|

>------*------------------------------------/12--12--12--12--|

>--10-8-------10-10-10----10-7-10-7-10-----------------------|

>----------------------0-0-----------------------------------|

G---------------16--------------|

D---------14-16----16-14h16-16--|

A---0/////----------------------|

E-------------------------------|

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GONOHERPASYPHLAIDS

Song: Gonoherpasyphlaids

Artist: NOFX

Album: Ribbed

Tabbed By George Juniper (G-Dawg_

Good Fun Song, quite funny…BUT WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE PEOPLE!! Remember

protection guys…anyways…how about a little NOFX song To warm us up??

Yeah? Okay then

This songs kind of easy but still easy if fun to play sometimes isn’t it, some

of the sections may be quite long…so if there is an arrow ( > ) at the end of

the line, it means go onto the little block underneath it..comprende? if there

ARE any problems, email me as ever

fartoosexy@hotmail.com

go for it dudes!! Moreover, have fun!

Main:

G:-------------------------------|

D:-------------------------------|

A:---0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|

E:-------------------------------|

Verse: *=play 8X #=play 6X

G:------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----*-----*-----*-----*-----#-----#-----#-----#-----#------#|

A:---0-----0-----0-----0-----5-----5-----2-----2--4--5-----5--|

E:------------------------------------------------------------|

Main:

G:-------------------------------|X3

D:-------------------------------|

A:---0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|

E:-------------------------------|

Verse:

G:------------------------------------------------------------|

D:----*-----*-----*-----*-----#-----#-----#-----#-----#------#|

A:---0-----0-----0-----0-----5-----5-----2-----2--4--5-----5--|

E:------------------------------------------------------------|

Main Variated:

G:--------------------------------------------------------|

D:--------------------------------------------------------|

A:---0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--0-0-0-7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7---|

E:--------------------------------------------------------|

:

# bridge # *=play 8X #=play 6X

G:------------------------------------------------------------>>

D:--*-----*-------5-7-5---------5-7-5------*-----*-----#-----#>>

A;-3-----3----0-0-------7-5-0-0-------7-5-3-----3-----8-----8->>

E:------------------------------------------------------------>>

>-------------------------------|

>----#-------#-------#-------#--|

>---3-------3-------8-------8---|

>-------------------------------|

Verse2: *=play 8X #=play 6X

G--------------------------------------------------------------->

D----*-------*-------*-------*-------#-------#-------#-------#-->

A---0-------0-------0-------0-------5-------5-------7-------7--->

E--------------------------------------------------------------->

>-------------------------------|

>----#-------#-------#-------#--|

>---2-------2-----4-5-------5---|

>-------------------------------|

Solo: *=play 6X >

G------------------------------------------------------------------->

D----*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*------>

A---0-------5-------0-------5-------0-------5-------2-------2-----4->

E------------------------------------------------------------------->

>---------------------------------------------------|

>--*-------*----------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|

>-5-------5-----/12---------------------------------|

>---------------------------------------------------|

This End Bit Variates form the main

G:-------------------------------|

D:-------------------------------|

A:---0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|

E:-------------------------------|

G:-----------------------------|

D:---------------------------7-|

A:---0-0-0-7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7---|

E:-----------------------------|

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I DONT WANT YOU AROUND

Song: I Don’t Want You Around

Artist: NOFX

Album: Ribbed

Tabbed by: George Juniper (G-Dawg)

This is a well cool song, bit of ska to get u up on ya feet again

rudie!

Sum may find this a bit tricky in sum places, I didn’t personally

but I like playing ska lines, so it is whatever you are used to.

intro: x2

G:-----------------------------------|

D:---------9-------------------------|

A:---7---7---7---7-6-5---5-6-7---7---|

E:-----------------------------------|

Verse: X4

G:-----------------------------------------------------|

D:-----9-9-----------9--------------7-7--------7-------|

A:-7-7-----7-7-10-10--10-10-9-9--7-5---5-5-5-7---7-7---|

E:-----------------------------------------------------|

chorus: *=play 12X #=play 6X

G:---------------------------|x1

D:----*-------*-------#---#--|

A:---7------10-------5---3---|

E:---------------------------|

Verse:

G:-----------------------------------------------------|x3

D:-----9-9-----------9--------------7-7--------7-------|

A:-7-7-----7-7-10-10--10-10-9-9--7-5---5-5-5-7---7-7---|

E:-----------------------------------------------------|

chorus2: same as chorus 1..but with a little extra on the end

*=play 12X #=play 6X

G:-------------------------|-----------------------|play the second

D:----*-------*-------#---#|------------------#---#|bit twice

A:---7------10-------5---3-|--#---#---#---#--5---3-|

E:-------------------------|-0-/12---3-/15---------|

G:----------------------------------|X2

D:--------9-------------------------|

A:--7---7---7---7-6-5---5-6-7---7---|

E:----------------------------------|

Verse:

G:-----------------------------------------------------|x3

D:-----9-9-----------9--------------7-7--------7-------|

A:-7-7-----7-7-10-10--10-10-9-9--7-5---5-5-5-7---7-7---|

E:-----------------------------------------------------|

chorus2: *=play 12X #=play 6X

G-------------------------|-----------------------| Play the Second

D----*-------*-------#---#|------------------#---#| Bit Twice

A---7------10-------5---3-|--#---#---#---#--5---3-|

E-------------------------|-0-/12---3-/15---------|

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MALACHI CRUNCH

Song: The Malachi Crunch

Artist: NOFX

Album: Ribbed

Tabbed By: George Juniper (G-Dawg)

Now this song is kinda cool, not one of my favourites I have to

admit, its its okay, a song you can really rock out to I would say.

Neways when you look at the introduction u may think OH MY GOD , PLAY

16X!! well, yeah it seems a bit over the top, but you have to

remember,, you are gona be playing this kinda fast aren’t you : )

..well I hope you have good fun with this song, and good luck!

intro *=play 16X #=play 8X

G:---------------------------------------------------------|

D:----*--------------#----------------------------*-------*|

A:---4--------*-----4---4-6-6-7-7------------*---4---*---4-|

E:-----------5--------------------2-2-2-4-7-5-------5------|

verse *=play 6X

G:---------------|---------------4X------------|

D:----*-------*--|----*-------*-------*-------*|

A:---0-------2---|---4-------4-------0-------2-|

E:---------------|-----------------------------|

Bridge:

G:-----------------------------------------------------|

D:-----------------------------------------------------|

A:-4--4-0-2-0---------------4--4---4-0-2-0---------4---|

E:------------2--0--0-0-2-0----------------2--0--2-----|

verse2: *=play 6X

G:-------------------------------|---------------3X--------------|

D:----*-------*-------*-------*--|----*-------*-------*-------*--|

A:---4-------4-------0-------2---|---4-------2-------0-------2---|

E:-------------------------------|-------------------------------|

Bridge:

G:-----------------------------------------------------|

D:-----------------------------------------------------|

A:-4--4-0-2-0---------------4--4---4-0-2-0---------4---|

E:------------2--0--0-0-2-0----------------2--0--2-----|

bridge2: *=play 4x

G:--------------------------------------------------|

D:--------------------------------------------------|

A:---------4-4-4-4-4-------------7-6----------------|

E:5-5-5-5-5---------5-5-5-5-5---------7---5-5-4-2-0-|

G:-------------------------------------------|x2

D:-----------------------*-*-*---------------|

A:-4-4-7-6--------------4-4-7-6---*---------*|

E:---------7---5-5-4-2-0-------7-5-4-4-2-2-0-|

intro *=play 32X #=play 16X

G:---------------------------------------------------------|

D:----*--------------#----------------------------*-------*|

A:---4--------*-----4---4-6-6-7-7------------*---4---*---4-|

E:-----------5--------------------2-2-2-4-7-5-------5------|

# verse2 # *=play 6X

G---------------------------|----3X-----------|

D----*---*---*---*---*---*--|----*---*---*---*|

A---0---2---4---4---0---2---|---4---2---0---2-|

E---------------------------|-----------------|

Bridge:

G:-----------------------------------------------------|x2

D:-----------------------------------------------------|

A:-4--4-0-2-0---------------4--4---4-0-2-0---------4---|

E:------------2--0--0-0-2-0----------------2--0--2-----|

Well theres you go, the whole of ribbed (exccept together on the sand….but you work

it out why i didnt tab that eh ??..

I would like to thank mxtabs for hosting all my tabs….my parents…..no

thanks to

the government….infact *** you (especially you Bush….i think i might

be saying

that on behalf of all nofx fans….and nofx to that matter.and the world...i fukin

hate the guy...but im english...fuk u 2 Blair whilst im at it u tosser.)

Go forth with thy bass and play nofx all day long….coz they rule and you know it….

As ever dont feel like you cant email me, ur feedback would be very cool..

Neway…im going now bye !

Taken from The BassMasta -- http://www.tabs-database.com

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