Nofx - New Boobs lyrics

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting

My boobs are not as big as I want them to be

I want 36D

I'm not receiving enough affection

Gonna get me a silicon injection

And fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man

When I need is cosmetic surgery

Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption

Who needs to diet when liposuction

is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model of flawless perfection

I most certainly will cause an erection

Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate

Guys I meet ejaculate

Then leave through the door,

I can't take anymore

New boobs- jugs, new boobs- jugs....