Nofx - My Vagina lyrics

My vagina has two set of lips, but I don't get<br>Monthly blood drips, my vagina hardly even used<br>My vagina got lots of extra skin. they took my<br>Outtie and made it and made it in. turning dounie into<br>Marie osmand<br>Operation succesfull, but now I gotta pee thru a<br>Miniature hole, gotta remember to put the seat<br>Down and when I wipe my ass I go from<br>Front to back cause I don't wanna bladder infection<br>I never tought I'd miss my vas deferans<br>I trade it for a pair of huge kins cans<br>Now I got to hang with lesbians<br>Operation paid up front now I show all<br>My friends my new designer cunt<br>They think I'm kinda weird but that's<br>Ok with me cause now I kick their ass from the ladies tee there's<br>Nothing finer than having a vagina