Nofx - Idiot Son Of An Asshole lyrics

He's not smart, a C student

And that's after buying his way into school

Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic

Can he read? No one's really quite sure

He signs stuff and he executes people

Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends

Cocaine and a little drunk driving

Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief.

Idiot son of an asshole

He's the idiot son of an asshole

Idiot son of an asshole

He's the idiot son of an asshole

Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track,

I'm putting a week back on the shelf,

Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States,

But then I woke up, and realized I'm still me.

He's too dumb, to eat pretzels, apparently smart enough to fix an election.

Moved boldly into the White House,

but most people voted against him.

He likes naps, He really likes naptime, A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed,

He may be from Bush descent, but he's always gonna be the unpresident.

Idiot son of an asshole

He's the idiot son of an asshole

Idiot son of an asshole

He's the idiot son of an asshole

Idiot son of an asshole

He's the idiot son of an asshole

He's our president!