Nofx - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't) lyrics

Birds are dumb, `cause small bird brains

But so are kids and old people

Some birds talk, most others sing

I don`t see you eat a talking bird

Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo

But so do kids and elderly

I don`t see you chop off an old man`s feet

Put `em in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, `cause clams have feelings too

Actually they don`t have central nervousness

No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile

Come to think about it, they don`t have a face

They have no face, no place for ears

There`s no clam eyes, to cry clam tears

No spinal cord, they must get bored

Might as well just put them out of misery

I don`t beleive it`s selfish

To eat defenceless shellfish

No chowder for you, clams have feelings too

It could happen to you, clams have feelings too

I don`t think they do, clams have feelings too