We don't like him
He's such a dick
He wears funny glasses
He has so many zits

Bob Turkee he's a dick
Bob Turkee he's a dick
Bob Turkee he's a turkey
Bob Turkee he's a dick

He has a beer belly
He doesn't drink beer
He doesn't like girls
He's such a queer

Bob Turkee he's a dick
Bob Turkee he's a dick
Bob Turkee he's turkey
Bob Turkee he's a dick

Bob Turkee, he's such a dick
Bob Turkee, he's such a dick
Bob Turkee, he's such a dick
Bob Turkee, he's such a dick

We don't like him
He's such a dick
He wears funny glasses
He has so many zits
He's such a dick