Nofx - Beer Bong lyrics

If I want some beer,

I dont want to hear,

About how I missed the show,

Because I drink to slow,

So pass me the beer bong,

It wont take very long,

For me to put down,

This torpedo to the ground.

Because drinking beer's to slow,

Beer bong's the way to go,

To go,

To go,

Don't drink, too slow.