Nofx - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns lyrics

[first joke]

- Hey Hefe

- What?

- What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

- Uh... you?

[second joke]

- Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma?

- I don't know

- Free ham!

[third joke]

- Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

- What?

- Cuatro Sink-o!

- Ay!!

[fourth joke]

- Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide?

- Why?

- 'Cause he got the gas bill!

[fifth joke]

- Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp

- Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that

- How did he die?

- He fell off the watchtower