Nids - Iupd lyrics

release "Music to Detassle Corn By"

lyrics by Dave Peters

Chorus:

I wanna be IUPD, give people tickets for parking legally.

I wanna be IUPD, spend my life on the parking lot beat.

I wanna be IUPD!

They've got Walkie-Talkies, they've got blue suits

They're packing their rods and they're ready to shoot

As far as the police, they're the tops

An entire force of Rent-A-Cops

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"Hey little girl I don't know what you're thinking.

You could be arrested for littering or drinking

So pick up that bottle you threw on my lot

I wouldn't want a little girl to end up shot."

Camp out at Dunkin' Donuts, patrol the store.

I'm not gonna go to dunkin' donuts anoymore

If your injured they'll take you to the doc.

They're just ambulance drivers disguised as cops.

(chorus