Nick Granato - Margarita Meltdown lyrics

(V1) I finally made it to the sand, margarita in hand

And sat down by the sea

Watching all those beautiful people walking by

It was like some postcard dream

Everything was fine, I had an afternoon high,

I went to take a sip… But my drink was dry

Nothing but salt and a lonely… lime…. OH NO NO

(Chorus) I'm having me a Margarita Meltdown

With seven (3) (no time) hours left until sundown

What a bad revelation, this sure ain't cool

I'm having me a Margarita Meltdown

A perfect day shadowed with a black cloud

What a sad situation, this can't be true…

Oh… Life can be so cruel,

(V2) Well I pulled myself up from the sand and headed

Back to the bar down the beach

The bartender smiled and started to laugh,

When she saw that it was me

I told her what happened, explained my dilemma

She lost her smile and said we're out of tequila

And then she had the nerve to ask me, Will a rum drink do???

I said NO NO NO …(Chorus 2)

(Bridge) It all started going down hill from there,

I ran from the beach, screaming life's not fair

Everything changed without my buzz

Things looked so different without all the fuzz

the sun's so hot… It's all so wrong

Big ugly people wearing little bitty thongs,

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO…… (Chorus 3)

(CAMP OUT)

Where did all the pretty people go???

And what's with all these Plastic Flamingos?

It's like some tropical nightmare

You know not everyone should wear a thong… yuck

Someone find me a margarita….anyone??? !!!!

Words & Music by Nick Granato

©2005 Song Harbor Music/BMI