Nerf Herder - Welcome To My World lyrics

sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks

welcome to my world, welcome to my world

whacking it to late night cinemax

welcome to my world

jagermeister and captain crunch

nicotine and the brady bunch

i'm building a boat out of pudding cups

welcome to my world

welcome to my world

non-stop no-girl action without you

this old shirt is starting to stink

i don't give a damn what people think

i can take a leak in the kitchen sink

welcome to my world

no you needn't shed a tear

'cause I've got waffles and I've got beer

and i've got mr. belvedere

welcome to my world

welcome to my world

non-stop no-girl action without you

don't want to be here

don't want to be here tonight

can't stand another episode of cheers tonight

i hate that woody

i hate diane

frasier and norm

and that dumbass mailman!