Nerf Herder - Pervert lyrics

When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy

But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside

I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance

But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants

I'm a pervert, a pervert

Can't change the way I am

I'm a pervert, a pervert

Don't want to shake my hand

That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares

You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear

Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?

Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle

I'm a pervert, a pervert

I've got sweaty palms

I'm a pervert, a pervert

It just goes on and on

On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on

You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk

But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock

Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore

When you catch me with my polaroid outside the bathroom door

I'm a pervert, a pervert

Can't change the way I am

A pervert, a pervert

Don't want to shake my hand

I'm a pervert, a pervert

I've got sweaty palms

A pervert, a pervert

It just goes on and on

On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on