Nerf Herder - Pantera Fans In Love lyrics

I bleached my hair just like Vince Gill

Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield

We're gonna put an end to alternative rock

We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop

We went to Sears for pictures at Christmas time

But they wouldn’t let us make the metal sign

No they wouldn’t let us make the metal sign.

I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese

It's hard to eat when your headbanging

Making out in the middle of the pit

How come Slayer doesn’t sing about this

If anything comes between you and me

The heavy metal heaven that's where we'll be

We are Pantera fans in love

What's with these punk rock nerds

They can’t even sing I wish we never heard of the Offspring

A candle light dinner, Now were holding hands

I taught you how to draw your first pentagram

We went miniature golfing but we didn’t get far

Because we used the clubs to play air guitar

Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar

I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese

It's hard to eat when your head banging

Making out in the middle of the pit

How come Slayer doesn’t sing about this

If anything comes between you and me

The heavy metal heaven that's where we'll be

We are Pantera fans in love

We are we are Pantera fans in love

We saw Ozzy on our first date

Our special song is Crazy Train

Making out in the middle of the pit

How come Slayer doesn’t sing about this

If anything comes between you and me

The heavy metal heaven that's where we'll be

We are Metallica fans

We are Megadeath fans

We are Manowar fans in love

We are Pantera fans in love