Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl lyrics

I... I met a girl

She was standing on the dance floor of the club

She was a very very pretty girl

So I went up and talked to her

And when you share your thoughts with someone you feel close to them

Nosering girl I love you

Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you

Yeah she had pretty hair and beautiful eyes

And a Dalmatian jacket (Dalmatian jacket)

And she was the kind of girl who you would give up eating meat for

No more salami

No more steak or potatoes

Yeah you would walk on down to the health food store

And buy hummus and tabouli and babaganoush and ricecakes ricecakes ricecakes

Nosering girl I love you

Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you

As it turns out, she was the cousin

Of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend Steve my very good friend Steve

But she didn't like me

She said I was a drunkard, an alcoholic, a weirdo, a freak (freak)

Nosering girl I love you

Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you