Nerf Herder - Mr Spock lyrics

You want a guy who can bring the Bacon

And you want a guy with Savoir Faire

Somebody who can take control of it

Someone with cool black shiny hair

(YEAH!)

You don't want a boyfriend

What you want is Mr. Spock

To come to your wasteland

And destroy the roh-oh-oh-oh-oh-bot

Something more than human

Someone with blood that's cold and green

You want something better... than me

Captain Kirk went to the planet *laser sound*

And there he fought the man-lizard

He saved the ship, invented the gunpowder

But that's just not good enough for you, is it?!

Noooooooo!

You don't want a boyfriend

What you want is Mr. Spock

To come to your wasteland

And destroy the roh-oh-oh-oh-oh-bot

Something more than human

Someone with blood that's cold and green

You want something better than meeee..meeeee....

You sit all night at your computer

Drinking Diet Dr. Pepper

Looking for an answer to it all....

Say the words! Say the words! Say! Say! Say the words!

You don't want a boyfriend

What you want is Mr. Spock

To come to your wasteland

And destroy the roh-oh-oh-oh-oh-bot

Something more than human

Someone with blood that's cold and green

You want something better than meeeee... meeeeee... than me!