Nerf Herder - I Only Eat Candy lyrics

I don't kill and I don't murder

Or manufacture atomic weapons

And I don't eat meat

And I don't eat vegetables, no no no

'Cause I only eat candy

I only eat sweets

Yeah I only eat candy my friend

I only eat Candy

I don't believe

No I don't believe in your corny old Jesus

And I don't worship Satan

No, not like Charlie and Steve, no no no

'Cause I only eat candy

I only eat sweets

Yeah I only eat candy my friend

I only eat candy

I'm angry!

'Cause I only eat candy

I only eat sweets

Yes I only eat candy my good friend

Oh I only eat candy

Yeah!

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