Nerf Herder - Hotel California lyrics

She works all day at the Burger King

Gettin' greasy for the dollars

Promoted to fries

But there's tears in her eyes

It's not the grease or the pickles that upset her

California

Hotel California

California

Hotel California

California

Hotel California

You can't stab the beast

A look of disgust on her pimple-marked face

No amount of mayonnaise can cover

She frowns at the kill, charbroilling on the grill

Singin

"Death for no reason, death for no reason is murder"

California

Hotel California

California

Hotel California

California

Hotel California

She can't stand the beast

She stabs him with her steely knife

But she just can't kill the beast

California...