Nerf Herder - Feeling Bad lyrics

Met a girl at the movies

She was so beautiful

She was the one for me

So I asked her if I could call her at home

She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn"

So I followed her into the theater

And found a seat that was right behind her

Smelled her hair, smelled her sweater

And then I touched myself

Feeling bad about myself again

Feeling bad oh yeah

Feeling bad about myself again today

At the school, at the rock show

At the rollercade, everywhere I go

People are smiling

Iits always been the same

They're wearin' groovy clothes

Check me out I'm lame

Paid for a membership down at the local gym

Tired of getting dumped, let's get really pumped

Thought I'd look like Henry Rollins

But I still look like Phil Collins

Feeling bad about myself again

Girls ignore me in the chat room

Feeling bad about myself again today

We were in Paris

We were up in the Eiffel Tower

We were getting married and all our friends were there

We made love underneath the Parisian moon

But that was just a dream

Just a dream

Just a crazy dream

Feeling bad about myself again

Feeling bad oh yeah

Feeling bad about myself again today

Feeling bad about myself again

First to be the last one picked first

I'm feeling bad today