Nerf Herder - Every Band Sings A Sad Sad Song lyrics

Rock bands play hard from 9 to 5

But they still got a sensitive side

When they want our sympathy

They put down their flying feet.

Ballads show how much they care

Even (Rob Thomas?) is a big teddy bear.

These songs all go by different names

But their point's the same.

Every rose has it's thorn

Just like every dog has their bone

And every rock band sings a sad sad song.

The ballad worked great for Skid Row

It made Malsensious Fox arose

With songs like Sister Christian

Rock frontmen prove there's a chunk within.

Joe Elliot's eyes get watery

While his band pours sugar on you and me

Even Ozzy needs a hug

And a little TLC

Every rose has it's thorn

Just like every dog has their bone

And every rock band sings a sad sad song.

Now what can I do?

I sit waiting, Waiting for a girl like you.