Nelson - Why Oh Why? lyrics

You're a mattress - you're a bees nest

You are heroin in an armored vest

You're a plane crash - you are white trash

You're a rubber arrow through my chest

So why oh why am I still in love with you?

You're a cartoon - you're a bastard moon

You're the feathered throat that brought Rome to ruin

You're a sunburn - you are milk turned

You were Sunday - schooled, but you never learned

So why oh why am I still in love with you?

And we danced to the sounds of Taj Mahal

And then the alarm clock rang and shook me from the ball

You're a used car - you're a porn star

You're a drunken sailor's wet cigar

So why oh why am I still in love with you?

You're an earthquake - you're a toothache

You're an angry nurse on a coffee break

So why oh why am I still in love with you?

Why oh why am I still in love with you? Why?