Nellie McKay - Mother Of Pearl lyrics

Feminists don't have a sense of humor

Feminists just want to be alone (boo-hoo)

Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor

They have a tumor on their funny bone

They say child molestation isn't funny

Rape and degradation's just a crime (lighten up, ladies)

Rampant prostitution, sex for money (what's wrong with that)

Can't these chicks do anything but whine

Dance break

Woo-hoo

(Take it off)

They say cheap objectification isn't witty, it's hot

Equal work and wages worth the fight (sing us a new one)

On demand abortion, every city (okay, but no gun control)

Won't these women ever get a life

Feminists don't have a sense of humor (poor Hilary)

Feminists and vegetarians

Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor

They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham

That's why these feminists just need to find a man

I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message