Nekromantix - Monster Movie Fan lyrics

to no schoolproms i never go

i always bring my dates

to the horrorpicture-show

i lean over *try* to kiss her lips

she says no, go buy me some crisps

yeah i am a monster movie fan

in the backrow of the theatre

sitting side by side

i am a horrorpicture freak

she'll be mine oh mine

when they turn out the lights

dracula and frankenstien appears on the screen

together with the meanest creatures you ever seen

gently i put my hand on her lap

she leaves me with a broken nose

from a solid planted *slap*

yeah im a monster movie fan

in the backrow of the theatre

sitting side by side

im a horrorpicture freak

she'll be mine oh mine

when they turn out the lights

cause im a monster movie fan

well in the backrow of the theatre

sittin side by side

im a horrorpicture freak

yeah she'll be mine oh mine

when they turn out the lights

the same thing happens to me everytime

just trying to be nice to them, is that a crime

another date another week, man oh man

i just cant help it im a monster movie fan

yeah im a monster movie fan

in the backrow of the theatre

sitting side by side

im a horrorpicture freak

yeah she'll be mine oh mine

when they turn out the lights

im a monster movie fan

well in the backrow of the theatre

sittin side by side

im a horrorpicture freak

yeah she'll be mine oh mine

when they turn out the lights

Thanks to Psycho Anthony for these lyrics