Neil Diamond - Porcupine Pie lyrics

Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie

Vanilla soup, a double scoop please

No, maybe I won’t, maybe I won’t, maybe I will

The tutti fruit with fruity blue cheese

Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie

Don’t let it get on your jeans

And though it sounds a little strange

Well, you gotta eat it with gloves

Or your hands will turn green

Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie

It weaves it’s web from a drink

And I do believe I’m gonna get one

Leave enough room for dessert chicken ripple ice cream