Negativland - Theme From 'a Big 10-8 Place' lyrics

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>NEGATIVE!!<

(Tommy? Tommy? Tommy?)

"Everybody welcome."

One two stupid

Three four dumb

Five six idiotic

Seven eight seat bee sate

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid!

I like Concord

And 180-G

I like Pleasant Hill

No other possibility

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid

I like Orinda

And 409

I like Martinez

And all the green slime

I like Lafayette

When the weather is fine

And I like Contra-Costa County

Almost all of the time

One two stupid, three four dumb, five six idiotic, seven eight seat bee sate

(This is it. I'm gonna do it right now. Here we go....)

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid.....

(All right,

people. first of all I want you to raise your hand

With your automatic garage door opener.

Second I want you to stand on your left leg if your undulating

Sprinkler system doesn't work.

Third I want you to grab your right foot with your left hand if

Your lawn needs mowing.

Fourth I want you to shake your head if you like your neighbor.

Fifth I want you to put parakeet feathers into your television set

If you're watching MTV.

Sixth I want you to pour 409 into your Mr. Coffee coffee maker if

You forgot to clean the orange carpet.

Seventh I want you to trip over your gross cart if you're

Shoplifting from Safe Muffins.

Eighth before you start jamming I want you to go back into your

House and get all of your furniture ....