NECRO - 86 Measures Of Game lyrics

[Sample: Interview with Gene Simmons of KISS]

[Interviewer:] "Now, let's get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a sense

of humor about that? Does it seem funny to you?"

[Gene Simmons:] "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."

[Interviewer:] [laughing] "Oh, that's right!"

[Gene Simmons:] "Otherwise, it'd be too much for you to take. You'd have to

put the book down and confront life. The notion is, that

If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're

also going to have to welcome me with open legs."

[Interviewer:] "That's a really obnoxious thing to say."

[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say something behind your back

that I wouldn't say to your face?"

[Interviewer:] "Has it come to this, that this is the only way you can talk

To a woman, to do that shtick?"

[Gene Simmons:] "Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, when all women

have ever wanted ever since we crawled out of caves is

"why can't a man just tell me the truth and just speak to

me plainly?" So, I do that. You can't have it both ways."

[Verse 1: Necro]

Some bitches are stupid, I treat 'em like shit

That's how you get one to eat a dick

Never be sweet to a bitch, keep it sick

They like to get dissed, they like it rough

Women are so fucked up in the head, some like to get snuffed

And they come back for more

Cause "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"

That's why they like to suck penis

Don't ever let them tell you different

Women are just as horny as men

They're just programmed inhibition

That's why Catholic school girls are the biggest sluts

Down to take it in their butts

They're always lickin' somebody's nuts

And why not? That's why God made 'em

Adam was kind of lonely, so God took one of his ribs and created 'em

Cause before that, Adam was fucking animals

That's why women like to get fucked like animals

It's only natural

And don't get the wrong idea, don't think I hate bitches

I love women, that's why my masturbating's religious

I'm just stating facts that are down to take a smack

And they'll break their back bending over for you if your thing's intact

They say they're not into games

But those are the dames playing the most games

The type that'll suck on a dick for cocaine

They're acting like they're so tame

But before you met them, they fucked fifty cats, and can't remember no names

Tell them right off the bat, "I want you to suck on my sack"

And, most likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on their back

Yo, the more degrading I get, the more these ladies get wet

It's only busted bitches that can't take what I said

Well fuck busted bitches, they make my dick limp

They're useless to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant

But one thing ugly bitches are good for

Is being good friends that'll lend you money when you're poor

So shout out to the homely, and my deep condolences to you bitch

Cause honey, for the rest of your life, you'll be lonely

And I know some of you are sayin' "Necro ain't all that"

But yo, men don't even have to look good as long as they rap

Motherfuckers that are fat will have you on their lap

As long as he convinces you he's an emotional cat

And if he's a cold person that got money

Most broke bitches will take the cock in their tummies

They're not dummies

Money turns bitches on

Once you're broke, the bitch is gone

Money'll have a bitch in a thong stripping to songs

It'll have a bitch in a porn getting shitted on

I want so much money I could get any girl to sit on my schlong

But I've been broke for centuries

And haven't had a problem yet getting a girl to bend to the knees

I guess that's how you know you got game

I could be broke and bummy and still get the same as a cat that's got fame

I know cats that trip, they're practically paying the bitch

And they can't even play with the clit

Cause she's saying some shit

Portraying like she's afraid of dick

Because you're too stupid to realize she was created to lick

She's playing you quick

She'll hold out on the pussy the longest possible time she can make you wait for it

Cause once she gives it up, you might diss the slut

And she's thinking like business, son, "let me milk everything out of this schmuck"

She don't give a fuck, 'cause most men are foul

And we're down to fuck any girl in their bowels, we get around

So we're looked at as bank accounts

Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my checks will bounce

Not sayin' all women are like this

But yo, I got no problem with it

I'll pay the price if she got the right tits

I see nothin' wrong with payin' for a tight clit

If I'ma pay for anything, I might as well pay to excite my dick

I've paid for worse things, you should pay for something that'll last

Like a French maid with a fat ass

If I had mad cash, I'd open up a whorehouse

Honestly, I had this bitch in my crib frontin' so I threw her out

She wasn't suckin' dick correct, the bitch was wrecked

She should've known that when she hit the deck

Not to stop suckin' until she whipped her neck

After all, I bought her a beer

And you'd think she'd be grateful enough and able to stuff a cock in her mouth

And make sure I'm taken care of before walkin' in here

But no, so I threw her out in the rain with no dough in the freezing cold

Skeez and do what you're told

Cause once a slut gets old, you'll be payin' me to suck my pole

Cause when a man gets old, he blossoms

But when a woman gets old, she starts rotting

There's not too many options

Just plenty doctors with operations and lotions

Liposuction and face lifts and Noxema for old skin

You can't escape demise by taking some weight off your thighs

It's a law of nature to die

You patronize Death when you old bitches use a facial cream that says it age defies

These companies are playing games of lies

That's why these 85-year old billionaires are taking wives that are 25

So what's my point?

You bitches better lick up

Before corrosion eats your lips up

And they aren't soft enough to dick suck

[Sample: American Pimp]

"It ain't easy, man. It may look glamour like this, because you see me ride ya dig?

Snakeskin down to the floor, ya dig? I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but you're

gonna have to work to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."