Murs

Murs - Freak These Tales lyrics

First, let me ask for forgiveness

Since I might go to hell

But I'm addicted to these girls

The way they fuck, feel, smell

And I've been around the world, in and out of hotels

Now I'm finally off tour, I got some stories to tell

It all started with Mel

My first time doin' it

Nervous, couldn't speak, I was scared I might ruin it

Somethin' like a pulse, she knew how to take it slow

Knew one false move and I could fuck around and blow

So, I went with the flow

It went better than I planned

Finally found somethin' better than comin' in my hand

They say you come twice the first time

Now, I understand

I came once inside of her, then I became a man

The next couple times weren't quite that memorable

Tameeka, Lidia must of thought I was pitiful

Bustin' after two minutes, I thought that shit was typical

That's probably why they never got back at a nigga

So, once upon the way in the land around the way

There lived a couple girls that would never give me play

Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday

Everytime I'd try to hit it, they'd say no way

Until one fine day, in this land of L.A.

One finally slipped up and she let me have my way

She kind of turned me out, changed my life I must say

'Cause I haven't stopped chasing these bars to this day

Now, at the City Walk I met this itty bitty bitch

About 4'7...mmm...4'11 with a switch

Well let's just say...well I think I got it backwards

But big things do come good in small packages

As for actresses in a land of so many

Let me tell you 'bout this freak named Small Town Jenny

After bad auditions, she was guaranteed to hit me

To fuck her on her break while she was waitressing at Denny's

Now there was Omi, female Emcee

We talked most of the night about the M-I-C

When it was time for us to get down to B-I-Z

She let me stick it straight in her asshole, lyrically

I love chicks on E, that you meet out at these raves

They use it as an excuse for them to misbehave

I met Rachel in the corner, all emotional and mushy

Put my dick on her tongue, glow stick in her pussy

And once upon the way in the land around the way

There lived a couple girls that would never give me play

Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday

Everytime I'd try to hit it, they'd say no way

Until one fine day, in this land of L.A.

One finally slipped up and she let me have my way

She kind of turned me out, changed my life I must say

'Cause I haven't stopped chasing these bars to this day

Alright, I had a dancer named Candy StripperChix

Said she only had to dance to get her family out a fix

Fine as hell, but the bitch made me sick

'Cause after dating two months, she would still make me tip

I know a female Mexicana by the name of Illiana

She likes my Dickies and a wife beater, not pajamas

Caught her with another dude poppin' up by her casa

But I keep her on the team, just to represent Lilasa

Now Lesbian Liz hasn't called a lot lately

She liked to lick the legends, but she also loved the ladies

I had to let her go before she led me to crazy

She was lousy in the sack, laid back and hella lazy

A couple weeks back, it was all about Loretta

Straight up hoodrat, always beggin' me for cheddar

Had to keep her hair did and her manicure was real

Now I'm fucking the Korean broad that used to do her nails

And once upon the way in the land around the way

There lived a couple girls that would never give me play

Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday

Everytime I'd try to hit it, they'd say no way

Until one fine day, in this land of L.A.

One finally slipped up and she let me have my way

She kind of turned me out, changed my life I must say

'Cause I haven't stopped chasing these bars to this day

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